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Imperial Guard 2: Careful... She's dangerous!
Imperial Guard 1: What do you mean?
Imperial Guard 2: They are all serious work! Don't make eye contact. And for the love of the Emperor, don't stare at her body!
Imperial Guard 1: What harm would that do?
Sororitas: You!
Imperial Guard 1: Wha... Me?
Sororitas: You smell of Chaos.
Imperial Guard 1: What!? My loyalty is for the Emperor only!
Sororitas: I'll be the judge of that. Come!
*The next day*
Imperial Guard 2: Hey man! I'm surprised you came back at all!
Imperial Guard 1: ...
Imperial Guard 2: You okay?
Imperial Guard 1: ..... I'm fine... Do we have any ice?
Imperial Guard 2: Yea. How much do you need?
Imperial Guard 1: 3 packs... It's... for my balls...
Imperial Guard 2: Did she...
Imperial Guard 1: Yea... 8 hours straight... Non-stop...
Imperial Guard 2: Damn... Wait here, I'll go get the ice...
Imperial Guard 1: Thanks.
Imperial Guard 1: ...
*Takes out Lasgun for maintenance*
Imperial Guard 1: Wha... Who scratch my gun?
*Looks at scrathings*
Imperial Guard 1: By the Emperor...
Scratching:
You were incredible last night, Guardsman. We should do this again.
Love, Ms. Sororita
Moral: Don't piss off the sexually frustrated Sororitas
I'm sorry... I think I'll
But no, they have to wear that frakked up ceramic armor. All I see them as right now is a bunch of insane chicks in thick armor carrying fire and throwing it everywhere with deranged looks of happiness on their faces. While kicking puppies.