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:iconevilself:
Dont you just love witch hunters?..

Beware the ALIEN... the MUTANT... the HERETIC....
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Imperial Guard 1: Whoa... She's pretty...:iconicantbelieveitplz:
Imperial Guard 2: Careful... She's dangerous!:iconidislikeitplz:
Imperial Guard 1: What do you mean?:iconidespiseyouplz:
Imperial Guard 2: They are all serious work! Don't make eye contact. And for the love of the Emperor, don't stare at her body!:iconihateitplz:
Imperial Guard 1: What harm would that do?:iconilikeitplz:
Sororitas: You!:icondiepotatoplz:
Imperial Guard 1: Wha... Me?
Sororitas: You smell of Chaos.:iconimdarkplz:
Imperial Guard 1: What!? My loyalty is for the Emperor only!:iconimbiteplz:
Sororitas: I'll be the judge of that. Come!:iconimdarkplz:

*The next day*

Imperial Guard 2: Hey man! I'm surprised you came back at all!
Imperial Guard 1: ...:iconimspeechlessplz:
Imperial Guard 2: You okay?
Imperial Guard 1: ..... I'm fine... Do we have any ice?:iconimspeechlessplz:
Imperial Guard 2: Yea. How much do you need?
Imperial Guard 1: 3 packs... It's... for my balls...:iconpokerfacememeplz:
Imperial Guard 2: Did she...
Imperial Guard 1: Yea... 8 hours straight... Non-stop...:icondizzy-plz:
Imperial Guard 2: Damn... Wait here, I'll go get the ice...
Imperial Guard 1: Thanks.
Imperial Guard 1: ...
*Takes out Lasgun for maintenance*

Imperial Guard 1: Wha... Who scratch my gun?
*Looks at scrathings*
Imperial Guard 1: By the Emperor... :icondoomedplz:

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You were incredible last night, Guardsman. We should do this again.
Love, Ms. Sororita

Moral: Don't piss off the sexually frustrated Sororitas

I'm sorry... I think I'll :iconcupofstfuplz: now
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:iconteam-friction:
Now if they ALWAYS wore armor like that, I'd consider them aesthetically appealing.

But no, they have to wear that frakked up ceramic armor. All I see them as right now is a bunch of insane chicks in thick armor carrying fire and throwing it everywhere with deranged looks of happiness on their faces. While kicking puppies.
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Mood: Love !tylerdude3141 Jan 13, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
the imperium of man has the coolest soldiers :)
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:iconteam-friction:
No. No they do not.
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:iconhidden-amadeus:
Love the style! Great job.
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:icondel-borovic:
~Del-Borovic Jun 3, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
This is gorgeous! I love the coloring style here :D so smooth! And I love them too T_T
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:icondoodleboyextreme:
wow thats so amazing
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:iconjorneyman75:
Great art! Very well done! :)
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:icontirpitzluincal:
Yes. We definitely love them.
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